Onsite Coordinator
is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client
is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager
is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team
thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team
thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor
is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester
is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager
is a person who thinks that… a donkey can deliver a human baby – if given 9 Months !!!

Hope this helps you identify which team role is your natural preference… and don’t forget, there are no good project managers – only lucky ones.

Management lesson - never start a project unless all resources are available

Funniest source code comments :

// Dear maintainer:
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
// total_hours_wasted_here = 13

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

// I'm sorry.

// Always returns true.
public boolean isAvailable() {
    return false;
}

// You are not meant to understand this

// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.

// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.

double penetration; // ouch

// Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.

// Hard to explain

// Empty constructor to satisfy the stupid compiler

public GetRandomNumber()
{
    // Chosen by a fairly rolen dice
    // guaranteed to be random
    return 3;
}

// DON'T SCREW WITH THIS CODE UNLESS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND IT!

Twitteleh requires that you answer three basic questions:
Where are you?
What have you eaten?
Are you wearing a sweater?

And the same one but with Russian subtitles:

Episode 1 :

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