.NET Tips and Tricks » funny http://kossovsky.net C# Code Snippets, ASP.NET Code Samples, .NET Tips and Tricks Sat, 25 Dec 2010 08:32:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 IT team roles http://kossovsky.net/index.php/2010/05/it-team-roles/ http://kossovsky.net/index.php/2010/05/it-team-roles/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 13:14:20 +0000 Xander http://kossovsky.net/?p=877
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]]> Project Manager
is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

Developer
is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Onsite Coordinator
is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client
is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager
is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team
thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team
thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor
is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester
is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager
is a person who thinks that… a donkey can deliver a human baby – if given 9 Months !!!

Hope this helps you identify which team role is your natural preference… and don’t forget, there are no good project managers – only lucky ones.

Management lesson - never start a project unless all resources are available

Management lesson - never start a project unless all resources are available


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]]> I must say this one is a great example of how you can utilize your programming skills.
This guy decided to use SQL Injection technique to hack a traffic camera.


SQL Injection License Plate


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]]> Stop waisting your time. Use the twitter that targets the one person that actually wants to hear about your day. Twitteleh – Twitter for your jewish mother.


Twitteleh requires that you answer three basic questions:
Where are you?
What have you eaten?
Are you wearing a sweater?



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]]> http://kossovsky.net/index.php/2009/09/twatif-twitter-restrictions-in-the-real-world/feed/ 1 The website is down http://kossovsky.net/index.php/2009/07/the-website-is-down/ http://kossovsky.net/index.php/2009/07/the-website-is-down/#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:33:48 +0000 Xander http://kossovsky.net/?p=764
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]]> This one is painfully similar to a real life stupidity when it comes to IT support.
*Video contains some adult humor

And the same one but with Russian subtitles:


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