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Project management funny proverbs

May 13th, 2010 Xander 2 comments

- Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it himself.

- The sooner you begin coding the later you finish.
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IT team roles

May 12th, 2010 Xander No comments

Project Manager
is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
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SQL Injection License Plate

April 5th, 2010 Xander 1 comment

I must say this one is a great example of how you can utilize your programming skills.
This guy decided to use SQL Injection technique to hack a traffic camera.

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Division by zero is simple, isn’t it ?

April 4th, 2010 Xander 4 comments

I’m sure you all know that according to the rules of elementary arithmetic division by zero is not allowed*. Also, I’m pretty sure you are familiar with the “Attempted to divide by zero” exception and some of you even write a specific catch in try…catch blocks to catch the DivideByZeroException to be able to handle it according to your application needs.

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Programming humor

April 2nd, 2010 Xander 1 comment

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life

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Twitteleh – Twitter for your jewish mother

October 6th, 2009 Xander 1 comment

Stop waisting your time. Use the twitter that targets the one person that actually wants to hear about your day. Twitteleh – Twitter for your jewish mother.

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jTemplates – jQuery Template Engine

October 4th, 2009 Xander 7 comments

About a year ago i had to architucture some web application with a very rich client side UI.

ASP.NET was an easy choise for a server side code, but what about client side ?
The heavy viewstate, endless event handlers and infinity number of server side requests just to make the GUI  friendly – well, it just didn’t sound as a proper way to do it.

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Twatif – Twitter restrictions in the real world

September 29th, 2009 Xander No comments

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The website is down

July 22nd, 2009 Xander No comments

This one is painfully similar to a real life stupidity when it comes to IT support.
*Video contains some adult humor

And the same one but with Russian subtitles: Read more…

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Hug a developer today

July 17th, 2009 Xander No comments

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