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And so you code…
…
And so you code…
You’re at the office, everyday
Typing thousands lines of code

You spend your days debugging scripts
And your boss gives you the creeps
Sixty five developers
Planted in dark cubicles

Your team is always very late
Your work is just impossible
The deadline is already missed
CEO is always pissed

You drown yourself in tones of code
What a lousy daily mode
You wish for something truly else
To clean away the mess

But your boss is so stubborn. You’re stuck.
And so you code…
…
And so you code…

After six years you pass out
You set to try uniPaaS out
Complex projects are now a breeze
You beat deadlines with such great ease

Your lousy boss is now released
CEO is fully pleased
You take his place, you’re now in charge
You get an office nice and large

You’ve been promoted, you’re the boss
The rest who code, it’s just their loss
And you are happy as you can be, Alors,
Now you’re the boss,
…
Now you’re the boss,
Competition is still slow
Because they code,
And so they code…
…
And so they code…
Compile and load
In debug mode
And so they code…

Their brain corrode
Because they code
And so they code…
…
And so they code…