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IT team roles

Project Manager
is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

Developer
is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Onsite Coordinator
is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client
is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager
is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team
thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team
thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor
is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester
is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager
is a person who thinks that… a donkey can deliver a human baby – if given 9 Months !!!

Hope this helps you identify which team role is your natural preference… and don’t forget, there are no good project managers – only lucky ones.

Management lesson - never start a project unless all resources are available

Management lesson - never start a project unless all resources are available

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