Project management funny proverbs

May 13th, 2010 Xander 2 comments

- Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it himself.

- The sooner you begin coding the later you finish.
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IT team roles

May 12th, 2010 Xander No comments

Project Manager
is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
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SQL Injection License Plate

April 5th, 2010 Xander 1 comment

I must say this one is a great example of how you can utilize your programming skills.
This guy decided to use SQL Injection technique to hack a traffic camera.

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Division by zero is simple, isn’t it ?

April 4th, 2010 Xander 4 comments

I’m sure you all know that according to the rules of elementary arithmetic division by zero is not allowed*. Also, I’m pretty sure you are familiar with the “Attempted to divide by zero” exception and some of you even write a specific catch in try…catch blocks to catch the DivideByZeroException to be able to handle it according to your application needs.

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Programming humor

April 2nd, 2010 Xander 1 comment

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life

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Twitteleh – Twitter for your jewish mother

October 6th, 2009 Xander 1 comment

Stop waisting your time. Use the twitter that targets the one person that actually wants to hear about your day. Twitteleh – Twitter for your jewish mother.

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jTemplates – jQuery Template Engine

October 4th, 2009 Xander 7 comments

About a year ago i had to architucture some web application with a very rich client side UI.

ASP.NET was an easy choise for a server side code, but what about client side ?
The heavy viewstate, endless event handlers and infinity number of server side requests just to make the GUI  friendly – well, it just didn’t sound as a proper way to do it.

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Twatif – Twitter restrictions in the real world

September 29th, 2009 Xander No comments

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C# Set method timeout using Generics

July 15th, 2009 Xander 19 comments

I’m pretty sure all of you know the WebRequest and it’s derived class HttpWebRequest.
And what a marvelous property both of them have – the TimeOut.

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Script as blocking element and dynamic script loading using document.write

July 15th, 2009 Maxim No comments

We all know that script is blocking element, meaning no content will be rendered untill script block is parsed and executed or downloaded then parsed and then executed in case of externale script.

And we were told endless times that the best practice is to load scripts at the end of web page. It’s true.

We also have document.ready events thanks to numerous javascript frameworks that gives us opportunity to perform most of our JS actions when document is ready to be manipulated. But there are cases when you do need JS blocking features.
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