Project management funny proverbs
- Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it himself.
- The sooner you begin coding the later you finish.
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- Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it himself.
- The sooner you begin coding the later you finish.
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is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
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I must say this one is a great example of how you can utilize your programming skills.
This guy decided to use SQL Injection technique to hack a traffic camera.
I’m sure you all know that according to the rules of elementary arithmetic division by zero is not allowed*. Also, I’m pretty sure you are familiar with the “Attempted to divide by zero” exception and some of you even write a specific catch in try…catch blocks to catch the DivideByZeroException to be able to handle it according to your application needs.
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life
Stop waisting your time. Use the twitter that targets the one person that actually wants to hear about your day. Twitteleh – Twitter for your jewish mother.
About a year ago i had to architucture some web application with a very rich client side UI.
ASP.NET was an easy choise for a server side code, but what about client side ?
The heavy viewstate, endless event handlers and infinity number of server side requests just to make the GUI friendly – well, it just didn’t sound as a proper way to do it.
I’m pretty sure all of you know the WebRequest and it’s derived class HttpWebRequest.
And what a marvelous property both of them have – the TimeOut.
We all know that script is blocking element, meaning no content will be rendered untill script block is parsed and executed or downloaded then parsed and then executed in case of externale script.
And we were told endless times that the best practice is to load scripts at the end of web page. It’s true.
We also have document.ready events thanks to numerous javascript frameworks that gives us opportunity to perform most of our JS actions when document is ready to be manipulated. But there are cases when you do need JS blocking features.
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